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Saturday, July 6th, 2002
2:53 am	tequila mockingbird me and my cliche subject titles! I can't get to sleep.. I've just got so much on my mind. I should've been in bed hours ago, but my eyes and my mind isn't cooperating with my body. I am on day 26 with no day off.. my work days have been exceeding 12 hours lately. However.. you should see my ass! Its gettin HOT! and my beer gut is going away! So working like a man has its perks i guess.. whateva My Livejournal should not be used for complaining about things. Instead it should be used for helping others.. like Dr. Ruth. And anyways, I have to start acting like i have a PhD if im gonna say that i've already obtained one on resumes when i look for a job this fall. So go ahead.. ask questions. Get answers! Now.. back to complaining. Today I sold ice at the art fair in downtown. I am parked on the corner of Fourth and Clay.. so if any of you fuckers are at the art fair.. come see me. Brendan came to see me today at the end... and then was real sweet and helped me do a few stops.. thanks Bren. That was cool.. and fun. Then we went for eats! I <3 eats.. yumm! (<-----hahahaha!!) I am laughing so hard at my own jokes. Fireworks were really cool in Whitehall.. Bren and Mike and I sat on the waters edge right by some bushes and a lady that oohed and ahhed after every firework! :o) But its people like that that make the fireworks more enjoyable. That and talkin about fingerbanging to mike.. Also i ran into Pogo and Janice there.. it was neat. Two kids i haven't seen in a while. In case you didn't know.. Walmart got a 159 in bowling.. Speaking of Walmart.. a ~mentally handicapped male~ (PC, bitches!) mauled me at Meijer when i was doing ice.. then said, "Yeeeeaah!" and "Alright!" everytime i caught a bag. I caught three hundred bags there. He didn't miss a beat. We'll see what tomorrow brings.. i hope good things! ;op My eyes are tired now.. finally. Damn pop. (I talk like a trucker!) Good night to all and to all a good night... and shit Current Mood: relieved (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 30th, 2002
1:45 am	ATTENTION EVERYONE! Brendan had a high score of 159 in bowling the other night... I repeat: Brendan had a high score of 159 in bowling the other night... Ok.. so it sounds like I'm mocking the boy, but really I am totally impressed! Everyone give him a pat on the back.. side. Cause its hot. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 29th, 2002
1:06 am	thanks to miss carrie.. .. i have realized that i am a lazy.. and at this very moment.. i shall change that! But man.. when you've let more than 10 days go by, you've just got so much to say! And so many funny things have happened.. hmm.. mike said, "you've got a big....cuuuuhhnt" Brendan and Mike and Meghan and Andy brought me to ~HELL~.. even though i led the way for a while. We made our way through, and ended the excursion by me, brendan and andy sitting on a bench in the cemetery (which means we will DIE!). Andy will be the first to go though.. but he gets a lot of credit for sitting by himself! But Brendan and I soon shall follow.. cause we sat as well on REDFERN-LOWE (was it lowe?!) It could have been Smith.. LOL. Isn't it weird how there are like 30,000,000 Smith's in America, but you can't ever seem to find a headstone that says Smith? Seriously.. check it out sometime. You'd think it would be the most common one.. but it isn't! Riiiiight. Well anyways.. Beo and I went to a rollerskating rink in Ravenna. Yes, Ravenna. I thought they only had a gas station there, but there is indeed a roller rink! However.. its a must see. The building meets every qualification of being a certified eyesore.. we didn't want to go in, but they let us go in for free. It was a good time.. and the people were REAAALLLY friendly. Thursday night is ADULT night.. so you all should patronize! Kelly Osbourne.. what the hell? Could those people possibly be getting MORE money? So she's got her own singing career.. and i thought that all this sudden publicity has rocketed her into stardom, and that daddy got her into the business. But in all honesty.. she has a rockin voice on her! And the fact that her debut release was a Madonna cover.. Madonna is the best! So if Kelly Osbourne happens to read this.. this is for you: Dear Kelly, Good luck on your music career, you overexposed little bitch you! I mean.. killer boots man! Love, Julie Ok.. this is just too late for me.. and this is the worst post ever.. so I will post tomorrow instead when my brain is functioning properly and logically. Night everyone.. Current Mood: tired (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 16th, 2002
9:34 pm	oh no.. not one of those damn surveys! haha.. after the conversation i had today.. i feel this is appropriate! Sorry kids.. 0. NAME: Julie Ann Swanson 1. AGE: There were 20 candles on my last cake 2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The Comedy Writer by Peter Farrelly(hilarious book!!) 3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? my mouse, asshole! 4. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITY? partiess!! and eating sauce only pizzas. i like to play the piano when its raining.. i love to fly kites.. attending/crashing wedding receptions.. watching movies.. and music. i like having fun and laughing. 5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? LOL.. Illtimes 6. FAVORITE SMELLS? gross i know, but gasoline.. brendan's hat.. lilacs.. and candles. 7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? hands down... vomit. followed closely by B.O and musty basements and dirty socks. 8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? being alone.. and having to poop and puke at the same time, and the frenzy that it causes trying to decide what to do and where! 9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? My breath smells like I gave a monkey a rim-job 10. FAVORITE COLOR? green.. followed closely by blue followed by purple in third! I sound exacta-ly (har har) like a horse race! 11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? When it rings i answer it. My family doesn't believe in Caller ID.. or cordless phones for that matter. We are sorta menonitish.. LOL 12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? I like Kinsey and Anna for a girl and Kyler and Charlie for a boy.. will change by next week im sure. plus im not planning on kids for like.. 8 years! 13. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? 6 things.. family, making yourself and others laugh, finding both someone and something to do that you love, health, wealth would be nice, and ice cream 14. FAVORITE FOODS? pizza and ice cream 15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate all the way 16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? hahaha... they took my license away.. TWICE for that reason! 17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? not since my dogs ate my favorite one.. 18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Always cool to watch, unless it ruins plans 19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? GMC Jimmy.. and it sucked 20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Trey Parker 21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Drinking isn't the greatest hobby to get yourself into..but when i turn 21 i am having a bloody mary! 22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? AQUARIUS!! im a water baybay! 23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? yep....con queso (whatta stupid question) 24. hey.. you asshole survey guy! where's my number 24?! 25. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? A pilot or a teacher.. or a stuntwoman! muahaha 26. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? it would be red and blonde and brown again. 27. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Ever played in a busy road? 28. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? If you want a muther fuckin tip it better be full! 29. FAVORITE MOVIES: Slap Shot, High Fidelity, Baseketball, Orgazmo, Ghost World, Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, SLC Punk.. i can go all night.. 30. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHTKEYS? No.. i typed with four fingers.. but is works nice and quickly. 31. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? somebody's boots 32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 3 33. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? hockey 34. FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW? Simpsons, Picket Fences, and Seinfeld. 35. WHERE WERE YOU ON SEPTEMBER 11TH? Up at CMU visiting my then boyfriend 36. WHAT IS IN YOUR FAVORITE PICTURE? My old dog Sam and Molly laying together in black and white. Some assholes in Detroit have it now because they broke into my car and took some great things 37. FUNNIEST SCHOOL MEMORY: When Fekken, Brewer, Nichols, Sobish, Mandy, Alicia, and Miranda and I were hanging out at our favorite hang out (no.. its not the Max! Hooray for Saved by the Bell) The Occidental Cafe in the now defunct Muskegon Mall. While we were there, we were being stupidasses by yelling, "Hi Sherry! Hi Carol!" to try to guess people's names so they would look at us. Well for some reason I called all the guys "Larry". While we were playin the game, this retarded guy kept on walking by.. and each time we called him, "Hi BOB!" So Bob kept making his laps. Then a few men came by and I yelled, "Hi Larry!!" And then Brewer says, "Julie.. no one's gonna look because no one's name is Larry anymore". So then Bob came back around and we said, "HIII BOB!" So then Bob comes up to us and says, "My name's not Bob.. It's Larry!" We laughed for like 20 minutes straight. 38. FAVORITE CD: Alanis Morissette-Jagged Little Pill and H20-GO! 39. HABLA ESPANOL? Si..me gusta hablar espanol muchisimo! 40. FAVORITE ACTOR: Trey Parker 41. FAVORITE ACTRESS: Juliette Lewis 42. FAVORITE MTV VJ: Old school Kennedy! 43. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? Yes.. very much 44. WHAT ARE YOU PET PEEVES? When the elderly grace their presence on the road.. when people drive side-by-side on the highway.. When people say, "Bad luck is better than no luck at all".. and when people say, "ValentiMe's day" OH! and when i use an eraser and the rubber is gone, so the metal scratches on the paper! instant chills! 45. BOOKS THAT YOU READ IN SCHOOL AND HATED: Most of the books i read at school i liked so much that i bought them.. except for the Chocolate War. That was a horrible read.. 46. FAVORITE FLOWER: DAISY AND BABY'S BREATH 47. LAST DYING WORDS: I have ten million dollars stashed in the.. (right then i die! classic!). I'm kiddin.. hopefully I will be telling someone I love exactly how much I love them. 48. THIS SURVEY IS OVER. HOW DO YOU FEEL? I feel that this survey was completely random.. and ended on 48? Oh well.. it was all in good fun. I also feel as though i need a sammich. Current Mood: accomplished (9 Comments |Comment on this)
5:31 pm	where's da party at?! Everyone must be busy with Father's day things today.. because no one has called (ok.. two people called.. Shelli and Becky..but that doesn't equal party) and nobody's been online ALL DAY! To make it worse.. Brendan's at work.. This is so very unacceptable.. :o) Happy Father's day everybody! What did you guys all do for you pops'? For my dad I bought him some khakis and a shirt.. and then i stuffed both of them and cut out a head and two arms.. and made a model of my dad! I sat my stuffed father in the spot he would be most likely to see it.. and he did alright! Scared the shit out of him and the rest of the family. good stuff. But, just as my luck would have it, my parents were at Sears not more than 10 minutes before we got there and bought the identical shirt and khakis!! But I guess that just shows how much i know my dad.. Speaking of luck... i discovered the most horrible phrase ever today. And it goes something like this: "Bad luck is better than no luck at all". WHAT?! I don't think any statement has EVER pissed me off so much as that one. Can someone explain that to me? Coming from someone with self diagnosed chronic bad luck, it is better than nothing. To tell you the truth, I think only people that like the sound of their own voice and have to get the last word in say such things. Next time I'm gonna ask someone to explain themselves if it is said again. I hope it isn't. Today is a great day for grasshoppers.. and water balloon fights.. so im gonna look for some balloons and get my hiney off the online.. lata foos Current Mood: naughty (7 Comments |Comment on this)
1:38 am	::tap tap:: "is this thing on?" Yes.. I feel it is time to end my hiatus from livejournal with a lengthy post. (Ok.. so was it a hiatus? Or was it the lazies? I can't help but feel it was the latter, but dammit! Hiatuses ROCK!) "I'm on the lamb.. I'm hiding out" <--- Anyone who can name the movie that that quote came from, will win my sweet lovin'. Two hints! Hint #1: the movie is starring Paul Newman. Hint #2: I watch this movie nearly daily..and have purchased three copies of it now. Good luck kids! Sweet sweet lovin.. like honeysuckle. Well.. what better way to end the lazies then to tell you all what i did over the last thirteen days.. Why should you care? You shouldn't.. BUT, you are reading this because you are bored anyway and you need my entertainment... so read on.. The past two weeks have consisted (but is not limited to..(or is in any certain order)) to the following.. * BOWLING IN KALAMAZOO!- The day started by Brendan and me going to Phil's house to search for parties. Sadly, no one was home. So as we were just gettin into the car, Phil, Jess, Mike and Mrs Hackney (hehe) pulled up! So we all spent like the next 45 minutes trying to make mike go see molly in Ka-zoo.. he came up with 20 horrible reasons why that wasn't gonna happen. So we told him to call her anyways, and he said, "I am gonna call her at my house". So he left. Brendan and I followed. Mike then proceeded to go online and not call Molly. So, as fate would have it.. Molly called when we were there! :o) So we were on our way to Kazoo and Brendan suggested Mike buy her flowers. He wouldn't have it. He picked colorful WEEDS on the side of a GAS STATION.. then handed them to her while saying, "These are beautiful and natural." Yea.. and cheap! Then we went bowling and it was really fun. After that we drove home. Brendan fell asleep. Mike came in my house to eat sammiches at three in the morning.. three glasses of milk later, Mike and Sleeping Beauty headed off. The next day was bowling again with Meghan and Andy. Andy wanted karaoke, but Pinheads wanted ID's. Maybe next time Andy! :o) Phil's DEVIRGINIZATION ANNIVERSARY was the 11th.. and that was pretty fun stuff. Yes, we were celebrating Phil's losing his virginity.. and we did that by smackin the shit out of each other with funoodles and footballs. The party was Phil, Jess, Meghan, Andy, Mike, Brendan, Liz, Jeremy, and Betty. Phil ordered.. "a buttload" of breadsticks, then we had red velvet vegan cake. It was alot of fun. One of those days Brendan, Me, Meghan and Andy, and Mike went to some kids open house on the lake.. We stole the kids sail boat that lacked the sail, and patched the hole with bubble gum. We were PIRATES! We let off smoke bombs from the boat, and Brendan began to steal BOOTY from the landstanders! Brendan stole a hat and a big fuckin cooler like a rad pirate.. i weakly stole a 2 liter of pop.. Meghan then joined us and we drank the booty. Some kid bootied it back.. Then we tried to light a christmas tree on fire with fireworks. Good times. Brendan and I have watched movies for.. i believe it was 5 days in a row.. maybe more. And we have completed sauce onlys in Muskegon County and now have starts in Newaygo, Ottawa and Kent. I'm thinkin we shoulda tried to find one in canada when we went.. international style! The one in Fremont is good.. but it had funny people in there.. people discussing tractors and old men dating middle schoolers. I guess my vote is still with whitehall... The art fair was in Funnell Field today... and you know what that means! "Look at me now.. remember how you gave me shit.. and i made LEMONADE out of it!" <---Name the band that sings that line.. and you will win.. whatever's behind door number one! (For some reason I think Phil might be the only person who gets it.. him or Kat) Anyway.. so yea! Fresh squeezed lemonade! And caramel apples! and elephant ears and .. taffy! and.. smoke bombs? I am such a tired girl right now.. must.... finish! i'm quitting too. have a wonderful night everybuddy! P.S: haha... i always laugh how everyone talks about trading spaces on their LJ's.. but did anyone see Frank's Mexican Serape room?! It was HORRIBLE! I woulda kicked that guy square in his miniscule woman nuts! Thankfully enough the people liked it.. because it was painful to watch! Current Mood: horny (16 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 3rd, 2002
2:59 pm	i am wet! oohhhh yeahhhh Nothing beats filling ice coolers up in the pouring ass rain and wind! I was so soaked and cold and couldn't feel my toes because they were drowning in my shoes! Ben seemed to park over every enormous puddle there was, and everyone seemed to have wanted ice. Thankgod for steamy hot showers!! And maybe I'll go put my app in at Sappi.. fuck all this cold rain shit! Last night i hung out with Andrea, Alicia and Kari.. a few of my girls from high school. It was so much fun.. we did things we used to do back in the day. We dressed up like retards and bought a TON of junk food and went and rented movies. The girls don't let me pick out movies to watch anymore, because they say i am bad at pickin out chick flicks. I suggested Ghost World, but Alicia said, "Hell no! you made me watch it before and it SUCKED!" Hahah.. so we laughed and Alicia then fingered Serendipity. Nothing like a movie that you know what is gonna happen while you watch the first 5 minutes.. that movie was disgustingly predictable. BUT, it was a good hearted movie and definitely a good one for us girls anyway.. Spending time with my friends from high school make me miss being young so terribly much! We listened to the Jackson 5 singing along... driving around and making suggestive motions to people we pass.. dressed up in pajama pants and winter hats. Sittin around eatin ice cream and chips and candy and talkin about sex and dying hair. Its good to get together with them every once in a while, but it sucks that there is little time for each other anymore. Next thing you know my boobs are gonna sag and I'm gonna lose my hearing.. not to mention the oncoming of dysentery! Haha This weekend, Aaron, Brendan and I went across the border.. we casinoed and lost, ate and drank, then smoked some cuban cigars! it was good fun..good times.. Not as cool as the median though. :o) Current Mood: geeky (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 30th, 2002
11:05 pm	9737 Tiko, the famous dog known for riding in cars and posing as a 6 month old baby, is Mike's key to fingerbang. Apparently the way to get sex is to say, "Hey.. win me that big banana. If you say no, I say no later!" That's what the carnie says anyway... and you must always listen to what they carnies say. Their advice is a good as their hygiene. The Fruitport Carnival had a ton of fun carnies on exhibit. BUT, I would have to say that the Penney's parking lot carnival had better carnies! One dude sold us some Ducks from the Duck Pond for $2.. they all seemed to have dirt and grime on them. The carnie at Fruitport's duck pond said, "No." Her CAREER might have gone down the tubes if she had.. so i guess i understand. bitch. Oh, the Penney's had the Gravitron AND the Frog Game! A boy that looked real hot in his shorts almost won.. but the frog flipped off.. Ok.. enough of Which Carnival is better... that game sucks. Phil's van wasn't being very cooperative... hopefully its just something minor! And even more hopefully, it isn't as bad as the boy who crashed into the store and caused it to be demolished! Last night was fun like tonight was.. only more funner! Whitehall is a cooler town that I give credit to.. it was MEET MOLLY DAY! She was nice, but super quiet. She had good hair that got better as the night went on. At the park, Bren and I were pushing kids on the swings, and they kept using lawsuit worthy words like, "Whoa! I almost fell off!" and "My hands slipped!"..with that said, we stopped. Then Meghan & Andy, Mike & Molly and Brendan and I went to the Villa something something and ate. The boys all paid for the girls dinner.. except Mike. Mike's girlfriend paid. So right after dinner Mike went to the gas station that he hangs out in and the following is said: Mike: Hey! This is Molly Gas Station Attendant: Hi Molly. What did you guys do tonight? Mike: Went to a restaurant.. GSA: Well, Did you pay? Mike: uhhh...Molly here paid GSA: Jesus, Mike! It was really funny. I left the place laughin! It was then time for Bench Party, which was really fun. Out of like 300 cars, only 2 raced each other.. but it was a really good time. By then everyone started to leave, so beo and i went to play softball.. hehe. While we were trying to play, what sounded like a dog getting beat..this animal kept barking! It was soo funny! Softball was alot alot alot of fun!! :o) mmmm.. good times. Well.. my house is making me all sweaty.. so i think i should make this come to an end.. have a good night and don't get all sticky! PS: THE BAN IS ENFORCED!!! dammit! Current Mood: bouncy (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 28th, 2002
4:37 pm	medians make me happy it is so beautiful outside tonight.. perfect for medians! it is also perfect for selling ice! Selling ice makes money... money that I will never get to touch. :o( For some reason my dad's fucking office manager thinks she is my mother, and in turn, thinks i am her 8 year old child. So what she does is, she takes my paycheck and deposits it into the bank and leaves me with 40 bucks for the week. I can easily spend 40 bucks in one setting.. BUT, I do have to admit.. it works. Hello, my name is Julie, and I'm a shopaholic. Money in my hand is money to be spent.. . So in order to not live at my parent's for the rest of my natural born life... i gotta kick this habit! hot tits yesterday was a very fun day.. after eating and getting ice cream.. Beo and i went to the cemetary.. there was a dead man, his wife Eva, and Anne Graham? Apparently Anne was either this guy's mistress, or a random body thrown in with them. It was odd. Not as odd as boys' bathrooms are! Gawsh! At the park, there was a piss pot in the boys bathrooom.. not like a regular urinal that drains, but like.. a piss trough! It reeked like the most rancid cat piss ever.. I will never go into a boys bathroom ever again! maybe.. The fucking CLASH OK!? :o) Everywhere we go, there is a suspicious person.. this time it was at the beach. A dude.. he was following us on the pier.. stopped.. then disappeared. Boys and girls makin out in other people's boats.. and these two perverts who did naughty things right in between two roads! The audacity!! Woohoo for the area between two roads! and for grasshoppers.. and bubble gum..and capri sun.. and chili dogs.. and inside jokes! Time to drop the kids off at the pool. Night everybodeeee! Current Mood: amused (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 21st, 2002
11:48 pm	QUOTE OF THE DAY! hahahaha!!! "You've been drinking my piss for 2 weeks and loving it!" -Markus McIlwraith Thank you SO MUCH for that! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
11:27 pm	lot of juicy asses hangin out.. Today Benny and I sold a shitload of ice.. I think we made like 80 bucks in 4 and a half hours... when we were finally done filling up Hoffmaster State Park, Ben says, "Goddamn.. now thats how you get shit done! YEA!" so he pulls off his glove to give me a high five. And just as my hands were about to meet his, to my fucking HORROR I see this holy rotten FUNGUS engulfing both of his hands. My reflexes were simply not fast enough. So our hands met and I shuddered in disgust. Then I yelled, "Don't you EVER touch me again!" We decided that it was athlete's hand.. he then added that his girlfriend didn't mind it. Whatever he meant by that... LOL Last night with the Beowulf was super fun.. we did the sauce pizza thing at the ghetto Pizza Hut.. and ran into White Trash & Co.. the old man (with the mini van that almost killed him on the road) and family who think because they don't wash their skin or change their clothes that they can yell across the damn restaurant to each other and discuss baseball loudly! Just cause Ron Howards likes chronological order, doesn't mean I do! We also went to see BlackHawk Down. If you like to be surrounded by a plethora of senior citizens, then this is the movie for you! Oh.. and fat lesbians! That we wanted to use for blankets. The point of the movie was Blackhawk going down. Brundun (yusssss) was bitchin for like an hour about the Blackhawk not going down yet.. so he takes a bathroom break.. and i will be DAMNED if the blackhawk didn't go down as he walked out the door. It was great. Then it was beach time.. with the rapists!! Thankfully, they went away. They left the aroma of honeysuckle in the air. So I think my luck is gonna change soon. I think my bad luck days are over! Yesterday I got an extra chicken mcnugget in my value meal.. and then i found a quarter in the parking lot! So its either a change in luck, or an incentive from McDonalds to keep me from Burger King. It didn't work Ronald McDonald! I'm gonna pay more attention to my IM's and to people who missed Simpson's for me... so I'm gonna end this here. Wait.. I was told I would die if I didn't mention Ryan Caldwell. ~the end~ Current Mood: accomplished (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 20th, 2002
3:56 pm	you're soft man oh man i love the beach (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 19th, 2002
2:13 pm	Lenny! I shit you not, I am watching of Mice and Men on TV right now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 18th, 2002
2:52 am	Brendan Almost goes to Jail PART 2 Believe it or not, we were pulled over again this Friday! Twice in one week! LOL. But this time Phillie was driving the van with me, Meghan, Brendan, Andy, Aaron, Mike, and Carrie... mind you five of us were buckled in, 3 were not! So two cop cars pull us over... because we were the van that was described to police by this BITCH that wouldn't quit yelling at us to spread gigantic household appliances around her neighbors yard, even though we had permission! Confused? Lemme explain... So I just get outta work and Brendan and Aaron stop by... they called a puppy party, so i threw on a hoodie and left with the boys. We get to Whitehall, drop Aaron temporarily off at his house, then went to go pick up Mike. We went to Pizza Hut and had the usual ~sauce pizza~.. . For some reason I am not cool enough for the waitress to like me... but oh well. She has big pores. As we were eating, Phil, Meghan, Andy, and Aaron came to pizza hut. So we all left as a big group and went over to carries for secret world/puppies/boat/JUNK DAY PARTY! Junk Day in the City of Whitehall is a one day thing where the citizens can put gigantic shit that you can't normally put in the garbage.. out in the front of your yard in a pile! So what we were doing was when it got dark, we hauled people's junk into Phils van and spread it all around Lacey's yard. We managed to get a big heavy old school computer, an exercise bike.. a big metal barrel.. we put that crap in her yard and was back on the road! This time we found a dryer... so we piled it in the van and made our second trip back to Lacey's house. HOWEVER.. this time we had a challenge.. the old decrepit bitchy bitch of a neighbor! As we were unloading the dryer from the van, the lady yells, "Get the hell outta here with your garbage and don't spread it on their lawn.. blah blah blah." Apparently this has been a 3 year tradition, and they had permission to put all this junk in Lacey's yard. So we decide to listen to the bitch, and we put the dryer back into the van.. and just as we were about to leave, the lady started swearing more so Meghan started bitching at her. The lady ASKED us what our license number was and threatened to call the cops. As we were to find out the hard way later.. that was no empty threat. We decided to end Junk Day and were on our way back to.. wherever.. and all of a sudden a cop that we passed on the road made a U-E right in the road and threw on his lights.. he called us retards and was pissed that we ruined his night of eating fresh Wesco Donusss... He took all our licenses and wrote our names down. Thankfully, no jailtime for Brendan, or anyone else in that van! They let us go with the warning of "no joke day (even though it was friggin JUNK DAY!) and no trouble making. The thing is.. there WAS no trouble. Just cranky neighbors with no lives. So we call Junk Day quits and headed back to Carries house. We watched a movie that the boys had made.. and it was such a fun fun night!!! Then.. brendan took me.. home :o) I had so much fun tonight that I hope it can be repeated. The Whitehall kids rock, and I hope that Aaron doesn't think that I hate him, because that is not the case. Good Night Everyone! Current Mood: bouncy (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 12th, 2002
1:53 pm	you have a warrant out for your arrest in the City of East Lansing.... This past week has been full of adventures. The kind of adventures where "uneventful nights" turn into something a little more than one bargained for.. right Bren? I'll just leave that at that. So yea.. remind me never to eat at Aron's again unless I want to spend Mother's Day in fetal position all day due to food-crampage. Nothing as severe as the day with Shaun and Katy at Denny's.. but it gets a second place fo sho. My lips are still buzzing... nearly 14 hours later! can you believe that? maybe they are just bruised? Hmm.. well this is a question for all of those who are bored! what was the best band of the 80's, in your opinion, and why? I hate dial ups when my mom constantly needs the phone! later Current Mood: geeky (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 7th, 2002
4:51 pm	grasshoppers.. MMMMM On a far less melancholy ~post argument with friends~ note... I went to the post office today to mail a money order out to get my third copy of Slap Shot from ebay.. LOL.. but anyway, while I was there, there was this big fat guy standing in line ahead of me. He had on a purple velvet jogging suit (mind you, it was like 70 degrees today!) and was struggling trying to carry a duffel bag around that looked like he was carrying a sack of bricks! So the post office guy says, "Hey man.. you carrying a sack of bricks in there or what"? And the guy yells, "No! My groceries!" All the people in the room exchanged funny looks behind him. So then he requests a money order and is digging through his pockets to get money. As he was digging, his hands were pulling his pants down to reveal not only his buttcrack, but his dark pink boxer underwear! I was trying SO HARD not to crack up laughing.. but he continued to dig in his pockets, and with each dig he would pull out more garbage and set it on the counter. (pulling his pants down farther with each dig). Finally, he found his money at the bottom of the heap of garbage. And the post office guy was a little less than thrilled to accept it. hahahhaha.. so that was the worst story i have ever told.. it WAS funny though.. and i won't forget that purple velvet suit anytime soon.. OR that fat ass! :o) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
4:24 pm	for playdough FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THIS POST! LOL... have you guys ever had a friend that you love so much, no matter how horrible they treat you at times? i do. i have a friend that i care very much about.. he has a big heart and he does give a shit about me, but he will not hesitate to make me feel like a total asshole. i always take things with a grain of salt, but this just hurts. and sometimes you just have to let things go, no matter how much you care about them. part of the reason that he and i are having trouble is because for some reason he is angry about a boy. this boy lives far away. but he still feels threatened by this.. or is angry at me for reasons unknown. but i can't stand it anymore.. it makes my feelers hurt. so what now? do i let my feelings keep getting hurt which i have a tendency to do and make the friendship work? or do i end something that i cherish for a temporary fix til something else goes wrong? do i say goodbye to the boy from afar to make him feel at ease? because he will get mad about something again im sure.. or do i say goodbye to them both? some feedback would be greatly appreciated.. even if its just to tell me im retarded.. and i know this sounds completely ridiculous, but for some reason this is pissin me off alot.. no matter which i choose.. its a lose/lose situation. All I know is that i am not one for drama, and i will do anything to avoid it and not put up with the bullshit ok.. i'll spare you all my ranting now.. there's no reason for it.. :o) Current Mood: confused (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 6th, 2002
4:19 pm	... ohhhhhhhh yeaahhhhhhhh Current Mood: hot (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 5th, 2002
12:31 pm	MOTHMAN...man...man...man...man! Last night was DEFINITELY one of those that you don't forget too easily.. My day was eventful enough as it was.. but then Phil, Betty, and Brendan and Mike (and his dog Tiko, which looks like a fat chihuahua)picked me up. Tiko got to meet my dogs, Molleigh and Zeusy who are like 4 times Tiko's size... but Tiko, like the samurai dog that he is, gave my dogs a golden shower. Yep! He marked his territory on my dog's faces! It was hot! So then we were off.. On the way to my house, the kids spotted some death bikers sittin on the curb at Arby's. We decided to pay them a visit. Turns out they weren't Death bikers, but Angel bikers! They were there to help hang up a Pow-Mia flag.. they were charitable about their services. So Betty took a picture of them! This is the best part of all.. bringing Tiko to Meijer sounded like an excellent idea! HOWEVER.. dogs aren't allowed at Meijer.. BUT, babies ARE!! We then trekked over to Valueland and picked out a baby dress, a bonnet, little pink pants, some booties, and a baby blankie! We bought our shit.. went in the van, and made an attempt to transform Tiko into Baby Tiko. The dog didn't like Brendan putting his pants on, so he got all pissed and growled. We finally got everything on, but his pee pee was hanging out of his pants. We took a picture, then wrapped him up in the blanket and made the bonnet cover his face.. he looked like a REAL BABY!! Phil was carrying Tiko in the store, with his baby's mama Betty! We were following closely behing, chuckling.. then a lady who worked there goes, "Aww! How old is your baby!?" Phil was like, "Um.. six months!" So we walked away without exposing the "baby"s face. We got food and went into the checkout. The cashier says, "Awww!! Can we see your baby?" And Phil was like, "Uhh.. sure!" then the lady goes, "Oh! It's a dog!!!" Followed by TONS of laughter and people talking about it. It was the best stunt ever!!! I think it was one of those "had to be there things". We then got into the van and Brendan, Betty and Me got into hiding positions so we could get into the Drive In for free. Phil drove the worst he could possibly drive! Phil was throwing heavy bags at Betty's head and Brendan and I were stuck under the seats. However, it worked. The movies were fun and it was a good time. Spiderman!!! Hopefully the owners of the Getty 4 aren't bitches and sell it as planned. Me and Betty were sugarmamas for the boys and bought them food.. fuckin boys! :o) The movie experience was ended by Brendan screaming Mothman..man..man.. repeatedly at the top of his lungs, and Phil turned on his lights into someone's van. It wasn't over with the movies. We then went to North Muskegon for a walking party. The boys ended up taking off their clothes and running naked, while Betty and me were trailing behind, missing the whole thing. Then Brendan and I ended up being the only cool ones to walk all the way to Rite-Aid. Phil Betty Mike and Tiko met us there though.. and the walk party ended in a body relay. I decided it was sleepy time.. so i did just that. Phil brought the Mike home, and then he went to Nanny's and Bren brought Betty and I home. Good times. What will today bring?? Not sure.. its a Sunday! Sunday is the worst day of the week. Everything closes early and it means that you can't stay up late and party. Oh well. anything could happen... Current Mood: amused (15 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 4th, 2002
3:51 pm	Lloyd Kaufman this is how my morning went.. in chronological order.. Dad: "Julie.. go clean up Zeusy's mess.. he ate another blanket." Julie: "Sure dad.." I go out there to clean. Its a beautiful day outside... so i kick off my sandals and roll up my pant legs.. and step in a fresh pile of dog shit with my bare feet. I do indeed.. have the worst luck ever. Minutes later, my dad's cell phone rings, so i answer it! Its my grandmother saying that my aunt Lisa's baby girl got hit by a car. So after what seemed like a long time, we got the phone call saying she will be fine. Kylie is the cutest baby ever.. so thank god for that! So I called up my friend Alicia to tell her that Kylie will be ok. Then this happens.. Mom: "Julie get off the phone now" Me: "No! I'm talking still!" Mom: "Get off the phone right NOW and call 911! Daddy's gonna beat up the neighbor guy!" Everyone in the neighborhood hates our neighbors.. they are drug dealers and have a messy yard and always call the cops on everyone. So I thought I would go outside and root my dad on. I get out in time just to hear my dad say this.... WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Stop staring at me like that, you fucking queer". -My dad Apparently the guy was staring lovingly into my dads eyes.. and i have never heard him utter such words. Last night I went back to Denny's.. (though I vowed never to do so again) with Phil and Bren. It was a good time.. we managed to piss off this couple that didn't get served the entire duration of our stay. We pissed them off by throwing ice, pouring ice water down each others shirts.. and our waitress thought I was her sister she hasn't seen in four years! Pretty sad shit.. Today is gonna be a fun day.. but it won't if i don't get my hiney off the online! Have fun each and everyone! (2 Comments |Comment on this)